June 2012
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fairyjessie:
starfish were meant to flyyYyYYYy
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“sorry it didnt work out. even though you have a decent sized dick. you didnt...”
– Workaholics (via andiminsane)
“What if god is a babe? With big ol tits, but respectable ones.”
– Adam DeMamp Pick Up Line #316. (via workaholics)
8 Reasons Why You Should Call Me Maybe (TC) →
attemptsatwisdom:
“Because I’m someone who’s worth loving. I’m someone who’s worth disrupting your little life routine for. Call me maybe and we’ll get to talk and meet up in person and kiss and have sex and gush to our friends about each other and go to parties and leave together hand-in-hand and fall asleep in the cab back to our home. You can’t have any of this without the phone call though....
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When I run into people from high school
whatshouldwecallme:
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When you're hungry and you see someone in public...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
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Reblog if you've ever felt personally victimized...
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